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I’ve run out of things to do!Reply to this, reblog and add, fan-mail or ask me with your ideas, scenarios, scenes, and pairings, and I’ll poll it up, with some ideas I come up with in the meantime!Make sure to be literal - If you say you want such-and
bigcopedipper: bigcopedipper: #Me Man I love my bed, but it looks so SMALL with me in it. It’s a queen-sized… You are a man of many hats. And of much sexiness…
drunk-with-angels: melaniemanjars: dark-shade: kam3hameha: cl0thes0ff: urpoo: there is literally nothing more attractive than the faces a guy makes during sex this is so fucking hot i can’t even i always wondered if all guys look like they’re
weloveshortvideos: When you don’t shake the ketchup up
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
thexfiles: “holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
shapedlight replied to your post “welcome to wolf’s kink corner, just your regular thursday night here…” you should call it thirsty thursday and with that we have a new tradition, tune in every week for thirsty thursday to talk about
everybodyska: having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once
meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my
unclefather: Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm- me: *walking past them* I’m gay
hopeflakes: When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
cassandraclare: Modern Jem and Tessa travel the world, too cute! walkingnorth-art: Will you come with me? For I cannot wait to share the world with you, Jem. There is so much to see. Modern Jessa because of reasonsThank you so much to everyone who
captainemmarica: nothing compares to that feeling when you discover a new book and it just consumes your life and you literally want to eat and breathe this book and when it’s over you think about it for days and days and the idea of reading a new
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
kingmunsterxvii: Games like Animal Crossing that give you a reason to play every day are great for coping with anxiety/depression because yeah life is terrifying but that bush you planted today? It’s gonna be slightly bigger tomorrow and that at least
jiliu: jiliu: you can sing me anything is still the best fic i ever read bc it literally opens with jirou working with mic for her an internship in which it is immediately revealed jirou is yaomomo’s girlfriend & mic is aizawa’s husband so like
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
sassygayusa: so I was at a fair with my friend and there was this girl standing near us and I could just tell this girl had a tumblr so I literally just randomly said “so when I was on tumblr” and her head whipped around so fucking fast
Literally (and I mean that in the actual definition of the word) the last thing to do to get or stay in my good graces is copy me. There is nothing that will stop me from being friends with you more than if I notice you suddenly taking an interest in
:I wish people would stop treat all conflict ever as perpetrator vs. victim when 70% of the time its just… conflicting traits and thats literally it. For example, I have misophonia (sensitivity to noise) and if you were to lock me in a room with
basiacat: when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
fandomstuck: do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
lotolle: thisis-my-note: disgracefullyriversong: cumber-kitty: frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time merry’s hair clip though there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif Playing with fireworks, again.
cumrun: I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
animaavocaret:stop asking me if I’m ok ill literally makeout with you
watdafuqbro: 50% of my problems are caused by not knowing where I stand with people. I need people to be blunt and literal and just up front with me. If you don’t like me, if I did something to offend you, if you’re mad at me, if there’s something
barasans: It me, BaraSansPurveyor of delicious eargasms. LMAO if you ever want to know what sort of gift you could give me, it’d be a big boned sans with fangs and headphones. it literally me. Thank you so much to @thaidraws for making me this <33
you are the music in me
p-practicalmagic: watdafuqbro: 50% of my problems are caused by not knowing where I stand with people. I need people to be blunt and literal and just up front with me. If you don’t like me, if I did something to offend you, if you’re mad at me,
23skidood: iamapaperuniverse: Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you. Well orgasms and fisting do help with cramps
fckinstoned: don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
*constantly thinking of having sex with you whenever you're around while trying to keep a straight face*
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aumonique: when you’re in bed with bae and you finish blogging:
the-goddamazon: sadiiqsunra: currentlyhungryaf: when u start off the week with 0 dollars and you make it to payday On God LITERALLY ME
hungwy: Me trying to cheer up my friends: everything will be alright dude. You are a great person and your pussy is tight as hell. We all love you dude
alluringhowell: I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
saranghaezz501: When you spent 328791327 hours on artwork but no one reblogs
inkskinned: inkskinned: top 5 trends that make mentally ill people roll their eyes!! “normal people scare me” “it’s okay that you have depression, it makes you a better artist” the character that is cured once they find love “everyone
Me: Sees literally fanart with Thane in itMe: How dare you hurt me like this. Shame on you. Blocked.
reapershadcat: specterspark: Let me just real quick “generation one had the most creative pokemon ideas and names all the other ones suck” let me tell you something Beedrill is literally a bee with drills for hands and then they named it bee drill.
darkened-motions: freethebooty:people whose first instinct is to smile when they make eye contact with you are some of earth’s treasures and need to be protected that’s literally me with everyone
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
lilac-fairy: Y'all talking about inviting demons into your home.. Bitch u dumb… Good luck *sprinkles holy water around me and lights sage*
Date someone who literally begs to go down on you
caribbeanheaux:sunzolo: I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber???
stephhloveeee: disp0sableheroes:IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA deal with me apologizing for literally every little thing and constantly needing reassurance that you still like me Literally me
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove
with-a-side-of-loki: adrestia: pus: Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes This is literally how I got a husband. Teach us
always-arousedxxx: *literally melting in your arms as I drip down my inner thigh with complete arousal*
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:THANKS DANI JEN WAS IT NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS R U SHITTIN ME WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE I LITERALLY TALKED WITH YOU ABOUT THAT THEORY FOR LIKE AN HOUR LAST WEEK THERE IS SO MUCH SHIT THAT HAPPENS IN THIS ANIME, I
neilnordegraf: someone: You HAVE to style short hair. me, with my hair sticking up in all directions like some kind of square enix protag: Interesting,
You really get a feel for how incredibly rude and disrespectful some people can be when you are a woman naked on the internet. It is a whole different perspective.